DAS RATTE

hi i'm woods, he/him, 22

native english + rusty beginner german

i'm literally just a guy. i write and draw and i'm very boring
. . .

NOTES
- i don't interact with strangers much, no hard feelings! i'm just. kinda reclusive & have zero time- i'm only active on discord, bluesky, deviantart and toyhouse- i take comms and sell ychs + character designs at my shop, https://gandyre.rocks- if you need to contact me, you can reach out to my bluesky, da, toyhouse, or any of the active gandyre socials. I'm most likely to see it fastest on toyhouse, though.- don't interact with me if you're the typical freak (zoophiles, racists, homophobes, proshippers, pedophiles, transmeds etc.) or actively disrespect people's boundaries- i'm not as patient with strangers as i used to be, i'm more than happy to block anyone who mildly gets on my nerves or gives me a bad vibe. as long as you're chill and respectful and not a weirdo you're probably safe. . .
I do not support n/fts or a\i art & writing.
i don't allow my art or ocs to be reposted / reused
as faceclaims / etc., and i never part with my characters.
anyone claiming to own an oc that's
still listed on my pages is a thief.
i immediately remove them once they've been rehomed.
please report these things to me if you see them.
2.15.24

CHARADEX

I have over 3,000 original characters and it's 90% of my personality!!
if you're just here to see my collection, you can find some of their documentation on this page too. I call my documentation the "charadex." like some kind of.. character index. or a pokedex! or an index card. okay i'll stopCharadoc (google docs) - documentation such as name, personality etc.Characache (mega folder) - reference sheets, images and artwork
(all watermarked, sorry besties </3)Only previous owners, artists, the creators, those with sentimental ties or my besties can ask about rehoming pings for any of these characters. Everyone else will swiftly be blocked; even if you're one of the gamers listed above, don't outright make offers unless I say I'm accepting them. That's still a one-way ticket to pissing me off 🤭for the 69th time,
i don't support nfts or ai clones.
i don't allow my art or ocs to be reposted / reused
as faceclaims / etc., and i never part with my characters. anyone
claiming to own an oc that's listed in my dex is a thief.
i immediately remove them once they've been rehomed.
please report these things to me if you see them.

Byf / dni || comms || charadex || Discord server || toyhouse

Byf - before you follow / interact

10.28.22

please read this before you interact with me on any platform!
Yea I know it's long but so is a giraffe's neck and you still look up to find its face don't you?

comms || toyhouse || tumblr II DeviantART II Bluesky

= minors may only interact from a distance. this means comments/likes etc are fine, but dms / friendships won't fly. give it a try and i'll block you 💀= most of my works handle explicit / heavy / complex topics. my content warnings go more in-depth on my active socials.= again, nft bros / supporters of completely ai generated art can suck my wiggly. i'm not going into an art career either, don't send me "offers." I'm just a hobbyist, i work on my own terms.= i'm horrible about answering people if it's not urgent, sometimes i forget to reply and i'll end up accidentally ghosting. it's not intentional and anyone is free to poke me at any time. I'm especially bad with convos that focus on one topic for too long.
[] there are also times when i go months without reaching out; i have absolutely zero grasp on the passing of time and that means it's hard to keep in touch. this again is unintentional, even if it's been a while i'm happy to try my best at keeping up if you wanna chat.
[] i'll never do this if i'm upset with you, don't worry about that. if i have something to say, i don't waste time with lil games or 'hints'.topics on my blacklist
blacklist = stuff i don't wanna talk about unless i lead into the subject or otherwise agree to discuss it
= fire
= car crashes / accidents
= politics
= jokes about hoarding
= self-harm or suicide
= grooming including the word's other uses, too. please pick a different one.
= any real-world or fictional sex crimes + "non-con"
re: non-con; you ain't slick, we all know what it is and it's disgusting + wrong to romanticize that shit.
= slurs (this is obvious af but listen. idc if you're the target demographic 'reclaiming' it, that's your choice, i just don't wanna hear it)
= grieving / death of real people= if you’re racist, xenophobic, homophobic, etc i’m going to make fun of you. you’re a clown.
additionally, i'm not into politics and i also don't support the transmed, zoophile, prolife, "non-con", proship, cultural appropriation or map (minor attracted person) agendas.
if that garbage is your forte, it's best you stay away from me.= i stand by gay, trans, "w/e as long as it's not hurting anyone" rights. you are who you are and you love who you love. so long as you aren't anything mentioned in the section above 💔= in the past i've mentioned that i'm the head honcho of an osdd-1B system. my alters don't front without supervision, and they don't really want to socialize much anyway, so in most cases you're just talking to me unless otherwise stated.= bots / any form of self-advert will be blocked and reported.= i will block you without notice if you make me uncomfortable in any way, regardless of our relationship. i’m usually very tolerant and chill, but i don’t waste my time.= if i do block you, do not ask about me, do not interact with me, do not try to contact me. the same goes for if you block me - point taken, you won't hear from me again.

PROJECTS

i'm that creative-type your parents warned you about /ji work on roughly 70 projects, usually i hyperfixate on a few at a time and cycle through, developing 'em whenever i'm in that mood. These are the ones that are currently in production.these projects are all works of fiction, though in both written and visual forms, they may contain heavy and / or disturbing themes ranging from a scrape on the elbow and vaping to abuse, graphic murders of fictional characters, or grand-scheme end-times storylines.xenofictions will be identified as such in the event that you don't want to see certain plot lines play out in the form of sentient animal characters.please continue at your own discretion. i only provide warnings for gore, body horror, on-screen death, trans/homophobia, racism, sexual themes, arachnophobia, gun violence, war, self-harm and eyestrain.I do not accept critique on writing / artwork unless otherwise stated or it pertains to something offensive that I wasn't previously aware of. i do these for fun and i have no obligation to share them, so if you don't like what you see or how I do things, here's your reminder that noone's wrapped around your ankles begging you to stay.

AWAS // a wolf among sheep

xenofiction
raspenpetal crawled so her kitts could run, but she didn't know what they'd be running into. on a plateau with nowhere for a colony on the ropes to go, and living in the shadow of yet another war, the only thing left to do is break the cycle.

EXTRAS
sometimes i do goofy pages for our holidays, or just scenes that don't fit in the span of the comic.

1. V?? - April Fools 2022, based on the chris rock slap.

DOCS
all scenes/chapters have written versions in google docs!

prologue - cw / tw for homophobia + transphobia // on-screen death // mentions of warchapter one - TBA

AAAU

An almost life-long feud between two men finally reaches its breaking point and spills over into their family, friends, even those of the past. Its origin, however, isn’t everything that it seems. Something isn’t right. The wind shifts,and everyone involved must finally face the inevitable conclusion;
none of them will walk away unscathed by the end of it.

DOCS
all scenes/chapters have written versions in google docs!

prologue - CW / TW for gun violence // gore // implied on-screen deathchapter one - TBA

FY // forever young

once upon a time, these two were free to kiss. then weird universe magic seperated them, and now they can kiss again.

DOCs
all scenes/chapters have written versions in google docs!

main scene - TBA